Saturday, October 01, 2005

Attention Protest Warrior rookies!

Know your enemy.

Nadz has a killer post about the type of people you'd meet in today's "anti-war" protests. You know who they are. She even adds some tips fo ya.

The Radical Leftist Loony

Latin name: Communista Luna Appeasitas
Characteristics: Artfully torn clothes, bandanas, t-shirts with stupid slogans and lots of body hair. Often seen shouting self-righteous slogans, peppering their dialogue with lots of "isms" (eg racism, classism, weightism) and offering conspiracies theories involving Bush, Halliburton, Bin Laden and the "corporations".
Description: While their moderate counterparts may have their hearts in the right place, the radical leftist loony basically hates everything to do with America. They believe that if we simply appease enemies and ignore them, terrorism will completely vanish. They hate war and oppression only when the United States is involved - if Saddam Hussein wants to gas thousands of Kurds or Zarqawi wants to saw people's heads off, well, that's fine. Although they deny being against our Troops, they often sympathize with the "freedom-fighter" insurgency (read: Terrorists!) in Iraq.
Counteroffensive: Do not try to reason with the loony - logic does not apply to these people, since they think in terms of ideas, not the real world. Instead, offer them a ticket to Waziristan, so they can live alongside other liberal, gay-friendly, gender-egalitarian, pro-environment "freedom fighters", and listen to their flabbergasted sputtering. Damn commies!


LOL! Read about the others.

Nadz...you rule!

4 Comments:

At Sunday, 02 October, 2005, Blogger Jarrett said...

Didja ever go to www.cooperforpresident.com? It's defunct now, but the Asylum has kept Coop's publishings, including the dreaded Guide to Protesters.

 
At Sunday, 02 October, 2005, Blogger The Arabian Knight said...

LOL. Thanks Jarett.

 
At Monday, 03 October, 2005, Blogger Nadz said...

hehehe. thanks, arabian knight. your blog is awesome, by the way.

 
At Thursday, 15 July, 2010, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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